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1st Spin [Video] Surviving Balverines

[The feed clicks on with a little difficulty, showing the face of a ginger man who seems to be really fascinated with the 'gear, staring at the feed with mismatched blue and brown eyes.

After a moment he notices that it's on.]

Is this some kind of magic box like the one Master Weaver 'ad? Didn't think they'd 'ave these in hell!

[He's more amused by the fact that he's awake and alive than 'oh god where am I?', because hell- being alive and nowhere familiar is a far better alternative to being dead.]

I'd 'ave thought that wakin' up fwom death would feel like death warmed up! I'm wather dissatisfied with how cold it is and I would like to see life's manager.

I kid, I kid! Does anyone know of a man named 'Weaver? Or Albion at all, actually.

[He hasn't even found his Pokémon yet.]

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[Well it's good to see that someone respects him around here! Reaver certainly doesn't...]

He certainly doesn't seem pleased to be trapped there, though I suppose not many of us are.

[Though from the sound of it, Barry here was kind of dead... How does that work?]

I... see...

[From the tone of voice it's quite clear that Logan has absolutely no idea what Barry is talking about. But the tone of voice certainly doesn't sound promising.]

I'm sure Reaver will get in contact with you soon enough.

[Well he's not really in the place to put down royalty.]

Can't complain, myself! It's one'a the better ways to take a Balverween attack.

[Logan will understand that! Unlike everyone else.]

Don't know where he is, do'ya? Wouldn' wanna keep him waitin'.

[Good man!]

True enough, I suppose.

[Ouch, Balverines are awful.]

He's been following me lately. We left Goldenrod City several days ago. Is that where you are now?

[...Yeah uh... we're kind of horribly lost, Barry...]

Couldn't tell me where you are, could'ya? I expect Master Weaver would punish me if I kept him waiting even longer than I have.

[So go in the direction and wonder until he finds them?]

Ah... unfortunately we've had some... complications while travelling...

[.................]

...I'm afraid I have no idea where we are. If Reaver has any idea, he certainly hasn't said anything.

[...And if Reaver does have any idea and isn't telling him, he will be so mad. ...Which really means he'll just lineface as usual.]

[As far as that remark about "punishment" goes? He's going to ignore it. Because there's no way you're implying what he thinks you're implying.]

Well, I'm in that Goldenwod place you were on about, so gimme a diwection and I'll be on my way!

[And then he pauses, a little unsure.]

Aren't any monsters though, are there? I mean I've got this baby Balverween thing and a fish, but I'm not sure they're gonna pwotect me fwom anythin' big.

[He's got a use for that Magikarp at some point though.]

Head north; south takes you down to a forest and we decided to avoid that. Reaver seemed fascinated in finding some ruins to the east, but I don't know if we're any closer to them than when we started.

[We need a light trail so badly...]

There are creatures out here, but I wouldn't call them "monsters." They are similar to the ones you started with; they will not attack humans and the ones you've been given should prove sufficient for your own protection.

[...Wait, you got a baby Balvereen? That's just cruel.]

You should be capable of capturing the creatures as well, should any of them interest you.

I'll be there wight away, Your Majesty.

[Tell him about it; he doesn't like it either. But wait until he sees what it turns into...

And he's happy to know they won't attack him.]

Couldn't care less for the little blighters, but if they can be used- well, might have to weconsider.

Considering they are your only line of defense here, I suggest training them.

[Unless you're good at hand-to-hand combat and all that.]

[...That... is what you mean, right...]

[For once, that is actually what he meant.]

Well, let's just hope they listen! Or they'll be getting familiar with my boot. [He let's out a laugh, smirking. Who cares about these little things?]

[Is that really necessary? What is with you two and wanting to hurt these things anyway?]

They will follow your every command without question. There's no need to hurt them.

Weally? Could come in handy then.

[Doesn't mean he's not going to abuse them if they do something he doesn't likes. Hell, one of his hobbies is strangling animals.]

Yes. They are your equivalent of weapons here, so I suggest treating them well.

[Barry honey no, there are some things we don't do to the poor Pokémon!]

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