feelofmisfortune | 2nd Spin [Anonymous Text] Trigger Warning: Barry Hatch

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2nd Spin [Anonymous Text] Trigger Warning: Barry Hatch

Heres another game! Tell people youd happily take to bed how much you want them to. If you're lucky, givem a time and a place and see if theyll meet you their.

If youre even luckier, youll get to have sex with em or whatever else your fantasies want.

Or you could just try and sell yourself. Whatever floats your boat.

((ooc; Barry saw the IC love meme-style post around and thought he could make his own brilliant spin on it.

Step 1) Have your character comment about their crushes and whatever else beyond that OR have them treat their comment like a personals ad and describe themselves.
Step 2) Respond to others if they think it's them or someone they know.

Basically, Barry just wants to see what happens and how much he can exploit this))

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You have got to be kidding.

It's responses like that that make me think you might actually be in need of a service like this in the first place.

Maybe in another five years. Now, though? I'm fine.

Come, come. Life is short, you know!

...Although I will admit that the way you're going already, you may actually need the full five years to find someone willing. Hm.

You've heard the saying about assumptions, haven't you?

"Without assumptions, there is no proof - therefore, in any argument, examine the assumptions"?

[...believe it or not, that wasn't snide.]

I was more referring to how "to assume" means "to make an ass of u and me."

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